tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

dirty-little-th0ughts:

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see


Motherfucking animals.

Is that a raccoon?  Hahahahaha

dirty-little-th0ughts:

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

Is that a raccoon? Hahahahaha

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

image

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

ashuriibee:

stupidd-chan:

here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.

THISSSSS

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart."
- Ed Sheeran (via fauhxy)
supersaiyantrash:

suburbianite and I are now enforcing this law at all Australian music festivals. 

supersaiyantrash:

suburbianite and I are now enforcing this law at all Australian music festivals. 

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein

without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me